Tune Picker Prints

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Check out this new store."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The Scenic Route

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Moon, June...'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

Mozart

EU money addiction

"I get paid by the word."

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Of all times to have a dance tune get stuck in my head.'

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Ear Bud Hijacking

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."