Tune Maestro Gifts

'You'll never get to work unless you toot your own horn!'

Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

"Scotch and water musick."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Baby Playing Violin

A baby playing on a grand piano

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Three Ladies

Kultural K9's.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Malcolm Sargent

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

May your Christmas be full of harmony