Rhythm Maestro Gifts

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

"You guys know any more drummers? Another one just combusted."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Malcolm Sargent

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Kultural K9's.