Rhythm Maestro Pillows

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Scotch and water musick."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Dynamite little combo

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Violin Practise

Three Ladies

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony