Piano Maestro Gifts

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Piano Player'

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Ernesto Lecuona

Can You Spot the Differences?

Baby Piano

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Dynamite little combo

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Artist and Musician

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Kultural K9's.

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Three Ladies

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.