Piano Maestro Mugs

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Piano Player'

'That should discourage my imitators.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Baby Piano

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Concert Pianist.

Horti-Culture

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Scotch and water musick."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Three Ladies

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent