Pizza Maestro Mugs

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Jack of all trades

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

'What'll it be?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The Velvet Mesquite

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Quartet of chefs.

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

Patissier

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Onion Tears

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'