Foodie Maestro Mugs

"I'll be your maitre D# this evening."

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

Jack of all trades

Baby Piano

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Burnt or Raw?

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'What'll it be?'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Quartet of chefs.

WHACK!

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

Patissier

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Onion Tears

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'