Tumbling Pillows

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

The Victors

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How very Cumbria.'

Hither and Yon sign

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Walkers

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Chef copy robot

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Here we go again...'

Caliologist

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The Fall from Pisa

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Pirate

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Spilled Milk