Tuition Fee Conqueror Pillows

Student Debt

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Rage.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Good Luck!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Minister Starts at a New Church

Final Exams Tip

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

GCSE's

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

Computer Gamers.

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"ASAP!!!"

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.

Have at you!

"Our goal is your complete satisfaction. But we'll settle for your money."

"You're living within our means, isn't that enough?"

"The quarterly figures are in. Airplane made your phones, seat-back up, and buckle your seatbelt."