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'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Pirate eye test

'What's that funny smell?'

"...but, seriously..."

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

My horse for a kingdom.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

North Pole.

"Math would have been a 'A' if you factor in the fudge factor. I got caught fudging on the final."

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

Secretary

TSA Lines

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"Have you got it in beige?"

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

'I was thinking dinner, drinks, an airport security 'pat down' and then call it a night.'

'Looks like the coffee machine is out of order again.'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

people standing in a briefcase.

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

"What are you doing?!"

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."

'My luggage has gone to hell!'

'Did you make any sales?' 'I got two orders: 'get out' and 'stay out!''

"... Yes, Miss Mawdsley. I think it will be safe for you to come off the pill now."

'Since your last idea really bombed, Mr Henderson, you won't be recieving one of those little 'idea pads'.'

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

"Do you thik you'll ever get tired of working for the TSA Randy?"

"Fred's conversational level speaks volumes. When he's losing an argument, he raises the volume."

'No! No! No! You're supposed to be looking for bombs, not tennis balls! Bombs!'