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A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

America, are we learning anything?

Oligarchy

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Joe Biden

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Flag bearers

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"Overruled."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."