Truthful Transformation Advocate Gifts

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

Oligarchy

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Joe Biden

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Redacted Funnies: "Finally, the President blurted out what the country knew all along. . . . . . "

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

Flag bearers

Hope and ______

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"Overruled."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."