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'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

Untrustworthy partner

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'I thought it was the ultimate expression of minimalism, but it turns out the gallery's lost its funding.'

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

Bankruptcy court

"Before I accept you as my coach, I just need to check you're not wearing a wire-tap."

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"You should have come to me sooner."

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

"I told you we'd lose the house."

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"

'Before the group hug, I had a Rolex here!'

'It's a foreclosure notice from our bank - along with an application for a new credit card.'

"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

"Harold's a bit of a nerd, and he's socially awkward, but he's got that certain something. . . a huge trust fund!"

'I do have a trust, you wanna see it?'

'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'

'The buck should start with Henderson, but we're afraid he'd embezzle it.'

"Yes, son, we are the idle rich... but our money works overtime."