Trust Fund Troubles Pillows

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Untrustworthy partner

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'I thought it was the ultimate expression of minimalism, but it turns out the gallery's lost its funding.'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

'I sympathize, but you can't file for mortgage forclosure. It has to be bankruptcy.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'He's a very good doctor, and I trust him, but I must confess that I always double check his diagnosis on Google.'

'I followed your husband yesterday. He spent the whole day following you.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."

"You should have come to me sooner."

Bankruptcy court

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

Stab-in-the-back handshake.

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'It's a foreclosure notice from our bank - along with an application for a new credit card.'

"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."

"Harold's a bit of a nerd, and he's socially awkward, but he's got that certain something. . . a huge trust fund!"

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

'I do have a trust, you wanna see it?'

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'

'The buck should start with Henderson, but we're afraid he'd embezzle it.'

"Yes, son, we are the idle rich... but our money works overtime."

'She said the Skeptic's Club has been disbanded due to doubts about the leadership, but I don't buy that baloney for one minute.'