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Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

'Be honest, Mum. I'm adopted, aren't I?'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

Dog in a Flower Pot.

Biological parent's night.

'Adopt a policy.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

Baby buying shares

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

'We just created a living trust and I have no idea what to feed it.'

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

"We're interested in short term growth."

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

'Abe Filibuster, I like your style.'

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

The Evolution of Foster Care in Kentucky

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

'I do have a trust, you wanna see it?'

"Harold's a bit of a nerd, and he's socially awkward, but he's got that certain something. . . a huge trust fund!"

'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

"Yes, son, we are the idle rich... but our money works overtime."

'I have major trust issues - my father didn't leave me one...'

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

"Saint Bartholomew's Home for Trust Fund Brats"

"Er! Actually I was thinking of starting with the left handed."

"Oh yeah?! My daddy may be a 'bottom feeder', but he's not a 'bottom sniffer'!!"