Trunk Stylist Mugs

Elephant offers a blow dry for $5.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Casual Thursday

Festive squad

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

Duchess of Cambridge

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Snake Dress-Up

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

The Burbs

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Tie Racks.

'Put together beautifully. . . all you need now is some books.'

Library Waiting to Happen

Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

"If you're going to plead insanity I don't want you dressing like me."

"Here come the suits."

Dogs as bookends.

'That was some grueling meeting. The minutes were kept but the hours were lost.'