Rugged Stylist Mugs

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Queen of Upcycling!

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Duchess of Cambridge

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Christmas Socks

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

A couple promenading in the fashionable dress of 1795

Cowgirl applying bullet shaped lipstick.

Dame Hannah

The Urban Utility Belt

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

"And which solar system are you from?"

'I don't care if all the other kids are wearing it that way. You'd better grow it back before your father gets home.'

The grim reaper tries on new clothes