Skirt Stylist Mugs

A difference of opinion over fashion

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Shampoo.

Great British Eccentrics.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."