Skirt Stylist Mugs

A difference of opinion over fashion

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shampoo.

Great British Eccentrics.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"Absolutely not!"

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

Scarf puts hat back on.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"