True Crime Follower Prints

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

'It's like we're back in the 1990's. Stocks are up, and everyone is watching O.J. again.'

"What are your thoughts on Mr. Weisselberg's likelihood of being caught like Al Capone for tax evasion?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Truman Capote

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Arrest of La Tuta

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"It was me who did it!"

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Diary of a DNA Cop

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog