True Crime Follower Pillows

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Jenson's 'Good Cop/Bad Cop' routine didn't work so well with Lopez off sick.

'Come and git it... if you're man enough !'

"What are your thoughts on Mr. Weisselberg's likelihood of being caught like Al Capone for tax evasion?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Arrest of La Tuta

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"It was me who did it!"

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'