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"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Vineyard

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"True crime meets reality TV"

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Crime in bookshop

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Portfolio, 2011

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Madoff and devil.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Book Thief in True Crime Department