Trowel Artist Gifts

Bricklayer

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Curtsey

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

Tree and man

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Baking Bread

A sculptor sculpts his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

Salmon Fishing.

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

Echappe

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

Last Exit Before Troll

This Job Sucks

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Opposites Attract.

Start a miracle

Twirling Dancer

Parallel Universe/Perpendicular Universe

His & Hers Towels

Kneel

"This better not end up on the Web."

Artist paints his Paint Palettes.

'You're never going to let me forget about that money you inherited, are you?'