Trowel Artist Gifts

Bricklayer

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Curtsey

Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

Tree and man

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"Nana" Technology

Baking Bread

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

A sculptor sculpts his thumb, not the nude model in front of him.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

Last Exit Before Troll

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

Salmon Fishing.

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

'This is your last warning. Move again and I quit!'

This Job Sucks

Echappe

Towels - His / Hers (Colour)

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Opposites Attract.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

Start a miracle

Parallel Universe/Perpendicular Universe

Twirling Dancer

His & Hers Towels

Kneel

Artist paints his Paint Palettes.

"This better not end up on the Web."