Trout Stamp Collector Mugs

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Award Winning Gardener

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Dad Trophies

Win - win

Fragile stamper.

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

First Prize!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

S**t Threw a Goose

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."