Trout Lover Pillows

Trout fish.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Maypole

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Tortoises breakdancing

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Cornucopia

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Fight against theft of endangered species

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Dieting is for losers.