Trout Lover Mugs

Trout fish.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Folk Wedding

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Maypole

Tortoises breakdancing

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Cornucopia

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Fight against theft of endangered species

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.