Troubleshooting Wizard Gifts

'Thank you for calling Tech Support. Your computer is one month old. We no longer support that model. Good day.'

"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"We only got six days of funding."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Where was I?

"Lovely dovetail."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

A souped up car...

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

math faculty

Dad's Workbench

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Handy-lion

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Turn down the bass."

Illogic Tree

Body Building Mishap