Tropical Tranquility Prints

Obsessive Islander

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Canada's winter survival kit.

PIna Colada

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Let's talk climate change.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Yule Tide

Lei-ing Hens

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Self Service Island

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"I just feel like a cliche."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'