Tropical Retreat Lover Prints

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Self Service Island

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"I just feel like a cliche."

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Desert island hammock.

Man on desert island with sign and arrow 'You Are Here'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"