Tropical Tranquility Mugs

Obsessive Islander

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Canada's winter survival kit.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

PIna Colada

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lei-ing Hens

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Lei-ing Hens

Self Service Island

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"I just feel like a cliche."

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

'I keep wondering what they're saying about us at the bank this cold,damp,Monday morning..'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'