Tropical Garden Lover Prints

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Love your ambiance!"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"I just feel like a cliche."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

Private Island

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Bowling ball coconuts

"She's my cousin from Florida."

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

'Did you spot the Venus Flytrap, Henry?'

Beware of High Tide