Tropical Garden Lover Pillows

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

"Love your ambiance!"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"I just feel like a cliche."

Clancy: Loud Clothes

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Danger Coconuts

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Desert island hammock.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

'It'll need cutting back before the Spring.'

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Private Island

"Damn it, Bill! Don't tell me you forgot to put the time on the invite."

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

Beware of High Tide

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

"Spend more time together! Go on a cruise together! Well that's the last time we listen to your Mother!"

Palm tree as big as the desert island.

'Quite frankly George...I've a job to believe you are a female impersonator!'

'Did you spot the Venus Flytrap, Henry?'

"She's my cousin from Florida."

Man on a desert island unwraps his Christmas gifts. They're all coconuts.