Tropical Life Lovers Prints

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

FISH ESCAPE.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Skinhead guppy.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"Boxing day is so boring."

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Danger Coconuts

Clancy: Loud Clothes

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Desert island hammock.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Private Island

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'