Tropical Life Lovers Prints

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

FISH ESCAPE.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Skinhead guppy.

That's my summer place.

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Danger Coconuts

"Boxing day is so boring."

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.

There is bliss. And then there is pure bliss.

Life guard sees a woman on a desert island in a swimming pool.

Private Island

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

"Have you come about the barmans' job?"