Troll Master Gifts

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"Eat me"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

A Bloody Butcher

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Swimming Prankster

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Ready...."

"It's a setup."

'We're hoping to release him over the Grand Canyon.'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Here's a useful trick I taught her

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy myself a new car, a new house for Dad and new clothes for Tia Carmen!"

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

Friendly Troll.

What dogs do during the day,

Working Out

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Clown silencers.

Anabolic Steroids

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

Do you think Ryan Beardsley would like me more if I highlighted my hair? Maybe -

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'April fool! You didn't really win the lottery!'

"The Three Billy Goats Gruff and Fred M. Smith, Chief Fraud Investigator, Department of Transportation, Roads and Bridges... THAT'S who's crossing this bridge."