Trivial Pursuit Player Mugs

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Breakthrough

'Follow that cab!'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A History of Graphic Violence

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

World Cup Fever

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

And the enchanting sound of running water.

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

School of Meditation. They put me in an accelerated class --- My mind is already empty!

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

Visualize Inert Peace.

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.