Trivial Pursuit Player Pillows

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Breakthrough

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

A History of Graphic Violence

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"I used to work for a pirate, but I had seasickness problems."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Timmy felt calm among the Redwoods.

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

And the enchanting sound of running water.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."