Simple Pleasures Pursuer Mugs

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

"They're comfortable."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Pea

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

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"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

"When I was young, all we needed was a water hose to have fun."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Chasing Dreams.

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

What do you like most about presents?

"I recorded them so we wouldn't miss anything while we were away on vacation."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

'I have the secret to happiness...but the pharmacy bills will cost you!'

'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'

"Just a plain black coffee? You trying to get me fired?"

Dog on desert island dreaming of fire hydrants

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

mrs wilkinson dont you have anything else to do than feed the birds

Bread and Butter

"Buy low, sell high, but money is rarely a substitute for happiness."