Trivial Pursuit Champion T-Shirts

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Breakthrough

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

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Strive to win!

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Happy Champion

A History of Graphic Violence

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Arch of Triumph Save

'We're in a hurry.'

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

Gymnastic Winner.

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"What's next?"