Trivial Pursuit Champion Gifts

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Breakthrough

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Canine conundrum.

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Strive to win!

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Happy Champion

Chris Froome

A History of Graphic Violence

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Arch of Triumph Save

'We're in a hurry.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

World Cup Fever

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Muhammed Ali RIP

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"...Oh muffy, I'm as happy as a pig in Zen"

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

Gymnastic Winner.

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'

"What's next?"

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'