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A History of Graphic Violence

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

'They take chasing their tails seriously, don't they.'

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? How can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

It's worse than you think - his tail's actually chasing him.

Driver Hand Signals

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

"I told him stamp collecting is a dangerous hobby. His jaw got locked in a yawn."

"David doesn't like manna."

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

"Everyone wants to bonk her!"

'How do we get back to the park?'

Crash test dummy hitchhiking. Destination is a brick wall.

Bi-Curious George