Trivia Seeker Pillows

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Press Freedom

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Paranormal A-Z...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Skeptic Tank.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I said slime."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.