Trivia Seeker Prints

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"It's such a lovely day!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Skeptic Tank.

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

"I said slime."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'