Trivia Quiz Champ Gifts

Final Answers

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Play it again, Sam.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"I've been married for twenty years. How's that for conflict resolution?"

A Crossword puzzle.

"I can say 'Yes, sir,' in three different languages."

"Oh no! Did you leave the People Magazine crossword puzzle where the fish could see it?!"

'My mind's gone blank.'

"I'm afraid 'b*****d if I know' just won't do..."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Once again, the answer is no."

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

The Pole Jumper.

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

Bertrand Russell.

"What? You got something funny to say?"

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

"In business, before you know the answers... you need to know the questions."

"Tell them that hilarious story about your colonoscopy."

'Could I buy a vowel, Pat?'