Trivia Champion Gifts

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

I love being right.

'On the mathematics vaudeville circuit...' 'Fermat's last theorem - big deal! He only had two theorems!'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

The Month of July

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

Albert Einstein and book

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Baldness Facts

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

'Which Louis am I again?'