Triumph And Tasks Aficionado Pillows

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Boom

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

The Gladiator.

Leonore from Fidelio

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Tenors

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Sailor boy

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

And the die is cast!

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Ambrogio

Sign Him.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

The Royal Ballet

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!