Trip Advisor Enthusiast Pillows

Mum, I'm cold. - 'Put a jumper on, sweet heart.' - 'I'm wearing a jumper.' - 'Well, tough.' - 'I can feel a stinging 'Trip Advisor' review coming on...' -

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Now here's a place I like!'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Tourists in Egypt

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"