Trigonometry Tactician T-Shirts

"Mr. Hypotenuse, I'll need you to sine this, and Mrs., I'll need you to cosine. I'll need to stop at the store on the way home for milk and bread, and, then..."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Board Game Hunter

Building business relations.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Snooker.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Arsene Wenger

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'