Trigonometry Buff Prints

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Math Dreams

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

Pi fight!

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

I love maths.