Math Buff Prints

"Well, it's the thought that counts."

'Yes, Winklestein, that is a very nice drawing of a little cat.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Maths is fun!'

Think Tank

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.

When Cells Divide