Theory Buff Prints

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Theories of educational administration cards.'

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

Where is everyone? The Little Bang Theory.

'Either Godel has come up with a great new theory, or the most elaborate excuse in mathematical history for not finishing something.'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

The Development of the Theory of Relativity

Idea/Theory

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

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'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Meet the author"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."